Every model writes
the same way, every time.
GPT-4 has sentence length distributions, punctuation preferences, hedging patterns, transitional phrase tendencies. Claude uses specific discourse markers. Gemini structures paragraphs in identifiable ways. These patterns persist across topics, languages, and styles — because they are baked into the model weights themselves.
Humans can't see these patterns. Statistical models can. The Uncanny Valley of Text is a forensic tool that reads the fingerprint invisible to the naked eye and returns a verdict: which model, which version, which prompt archetype produced this text.
What it detects
How it's built
Currently in development
Feature extraction pipeline built · Training data collection in progress · Initial classifier at 78% accuracy on 4 models